NQZFUD...to you.

• Is this real life??
• Did I just fall asleep...like, was I just asleep???
• This isn't me...
  Your family picture?
  No. This isn't meeeee.
• Poly, brady, poly, brady.
  SLOW!
   I knew you couldn't resist. 
• POQD-by mouth everyday.
  N..Q..ZFUD--shut up and take your meds. 

Let's be real--when you quiz each other until 11:00 PM it's bound to end in mass delusion. 

I might have strangled him.

A word to the wise--never, NEVER try to explain facebook to an adult...especially when they are your parents.  Worked up? It's an understatement. My word, it doesn't even matter how many times you tell them that you don't know how to get the pictures in the little boxes beneath your name, they will continue to demand you tell them.
Gee Whiz, it's a good thing I still had some self-control left or else I might have strangled the man.

It's better with the blinds open.

Let me tell you a story...


I had slammed the shutters closed, practically nailed them, and they weren't opening until after high school. I promised myself that would never happen again, I was done.
Then you fellows came along and you pried them open again. The sun came in and it wasn't so dark anymore. I was happy again... genuinely. I can't tell you how much I needed that.
All I want now is for my best friends to know that I'm not leaving you, and I really don't want you to leave me. Because, I need you just like I need these boys.  In fact, I propose a combine. You would like them-I'm sure of it. I'm terrified of losing you, and I'm trying my best to balance. Please understand.